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The guy from GTA 1 came into the party. BUR P BURP FART BURP BURP  BURP FART BURT "Oh guy from gta 1 you are so funny." Lance and CJ and bigsmoke get on a train and they have to sit at the back because there is no troom at the front.
"THANKTHE  FUCK WE BOUGHT TICKETS ON THIS TRAIN. I WAS GOING TO GO CARZY!!!!" Yeah bigsmoke you were CRAZY WITH HUNGER" "yeah that's what i meant" "ha ha" "ha haa hah ah a" :"haha haha ha ha ". Good friends are sharing a laugh.

Later when the plan lands they get off at the airport. Let's buy some duty free handguns! Said everyone.  at once. Hello welcome to the airpot gun shop what can i give you. " I will take all of yuour sawn off shotguns!" "I have one" "thanks!"

Everyone leaves the shop and they walk down the street. I have a sawn off showtgun! Yells tommy. Every time i go to sleep i need to leavfe a light on so i don't get sacred. Some ropes were hanging from the ceiling and CJ tied them into a bigger rope. then they tooke that rope and tied it to a tree then they tied the rope to a plan.e Then the plane tooks off and pulls the tree into thje air! Some birds fall out of the tree and look confused. Tommy does laugh at the flying tree. "HA ha looksl ike that tree MADE LIKE A TREE AND LEAVE! i mean left" "yeah that tree MADCE LIKE A PORT AND LEFT" ha ha that's better joke. said lance. Launce is nautically minded and this made more sense to him. Lance comes from a long line oif sea pirates. "DEAD AHEAD CAPTAIN FASPIAN PORT SIDE TO THE LEFT BOW STARTBOARD!" "10-4 GOOD BUGGY WHAT'S THE WEATHER LIKE OVER HERE" "Dead calm for the headside ofhen switch on th

Somneone came along and saw the friends sitting around the campfire. HEY WHAT'S HAPPNIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! its their old friend george fatty mc fatpants. He is very fat and has ab ig beard and says "WHAT'S HEPPNIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" all the time. "Hi George Fatpants" said everyone. "WHAT'S HEPPBNIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" After chopping gearge fatpants up and ensuring that he is never seen or heard from again, they threw cut him intoi little sticks and tied him up with some rope. SOMEONE THROW THAT FAGGOT ON THE FIRE!" said som,eone and someone did and he burned all night. The frying fat made some BEARS COME AND THEY BEARS ATE EVERYONE!!!! Later the bear shit in the woods and one bit of shit said to the other "OH THAT HURT"

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