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Jan. 1st, 2009

Tommy is masturbating while watching his favourite pornographic film Cannibal Holocaust. Lance does come in. "HI TOMMY WHATS GOING ON." said lance. Tommy said "NOT MUCH LET'S DO SOMETHING EXCITING" after filing their teeth they set out into town to PAINT THE TOWN RED. Tommy turns to lance and lightly touches him on the shoulder. TOMMY. I have a question. "Yes lants?" "How is babby formed?" "THEY NEED TO DO WAY INSTAIN MOTHER>

Tommy and lance prented they are flying by holding their arms out and going "WHOOOOOOOO". "WHOOOOOOO" said tommy. "WHOOOOOOOOO" said lance. CJ did come along . ARE YOU 2 BEING GHOSTS" "yes.".
Tommy and Lance and CJ found a mother. Lance starts screaming "LET"S WAY INSTAIN THIS MOTHER" mother says "HOW DO I HAVE BABBY" after gangraping her for 10 days mother has formed a bond with the men. Tommy says " I HAVE HEARD OF THIS STOCKHOLM SYNDEROME>." "I love you all!" Says mother. Tommy cuts off her arms and legs and ties a belt around her waist and wears her like a backpack. "NOW WE CAN TAKE HER EVERYWHERE!!!!" 9 months later a hideous 3 headed baby was born

NOW WE ARE A FAMILY...................................FOREVER

After cauterising her woudns and travelling all over the world they are known as the backpack family. They are very popular especially in polygamist circles. Tommy and Lance and CJ live in Utah now! "WHO LIKES UTAH" "WE DO" tommy and lance run around the salt flats while cj times them with a stop watch. "I WIN" "NO I WIN" "LANCE WINTS BECAUSE I AM RACISTS" said cj "it's okay for a black man to be racist says lance." tommy agrees. Tommym and lance dig a big hole in the salt flats and decide to live in there like hobbits. And just like hobbits they have orgies every night with a cripple. Tommy says "WHERE IS MY TOBACCO PIPE lance says "IN MY ASS SMOKE IT" and he does

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