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TOMMY SEEKS HELP by ME

"I'm Tommy Vercetti, and I can't stop killing people. I'm a MURDERHOLIC" "Mr Vercetti! This is a girlscout meeting!" Said the girl scout woman. "AHHHH! I"M TOMMY MONTANA AND I'LL KILL ALL YOU COCK-A-ROACHES I MEAN COCKS" Tommy takes out his machine gun and SHOOTS ALL THE GIRLSCOUTS IN THE HEADS. Lance did come through the door. Hi Tommy! WHat are you doing."  "I was looking for murderes anonymous when these girl scouts tried to rape me! " " SHIT TOMMY i'll be a double trunked elephant" "You are a double trunked elephant lance... IN YOUR LANCE PANTS" "that's what i fucking said you stupid fuc

Part 2: ON THE WAY TO TOWN

On the way to town LANCE GETS HIT IN THE HEAD BY A COKE BOTTLE DROPPED FORM AN AIRPLANE. He holds it up and jumps up and down and says CLICK CLICK CLICK i mean TOMMY LOOK AT THIS IT WAS DROPPED BY THE GODS Tommy says "OMG LANCE" and then tommy shots lance in the head. Mother screams from the back seat "SHIT TOMMY YOU DID KILL MY LOVER" Tommy stops the car and gets out and gets a rope and ties the rope around mothers head. And ties the rope around the back of the bumper bar and. Tommy starts the car and THROWS MOTHER OUT OF HTE CAR And goes really fast and MOTHER IS SCREAMING AND GETTING HER FACE SCRAPED OFF ON THE ROAD. Tommy says "Lance I am having the best time of my whole life."

PART #:


Tommy hits a speed bump on the way out of town and lances jaw drops open. "LET'S HAVE A PICKNICK" says Tommy. They find a big park and tommy puts down a a blanket. He puts the picnic basket down. Then he gets lance from the car and drages him to the blanket. On the way lances scraping shoe disturbed an ANT NEST. Lots of ants came out of the nest. Tommy doesn't notice and PUTS LANCE ON THE BLANKET. He falls over to one side so tommy puts him upright again. Then he falls over to the other side so lance says "SHIT and leaves him on the grass. He then sits down and takes a SANDWICH and eats tyhe sandwich. JUST THEN an ant in the nest was told by the queen to remove the ant because it was infected by a ahorrible fungis that was growing in its brain. The ant has to take it FAR FROM THE NEST so it doesn't infect other ants the ant WALKS AND WALKS and finally goes near lances mouth and thinks "THAT DEAD NIGGERS MOUTH WOULD BE PERFECT" (all ants are racist i'm  just being AUTHENITC) and drops the infected ant into lances mouth. Then the infected ant goes INTO LANCES MOUTH AND INTO HIS NECK AND INTO HIS STOMACH where it dies. A fungus takes root unbeknownst to tommy!

PART 4 LATER THAT NIGHT

Later that night tommy and lance are lying in bed. Tommy took lance to bed he was starting to smell and he had soiled himself when he died but tommy didn't notice because he did anyway. Tommy is asleep! He stops spooning lance and rolls over so their backs are touching. TOMMY SLEEPS FOR hours and hours. The lancecorpse starts to convulse! A fungus spore SPEARS OUT OF THE BACK OF LANCES HEAD AND GOES INTO THE BACK OF TOMMYS HEAD. TOMMY WAKES UP AND SCREAMS "AHHHH CORDYCEPS!!!!!!!" and turns into a fungus zombie. The fungus eats tommys brain and disrupts normal brain fuction OR SOMETHING anyway he's a zombie now

Tommy walks around town eating brains and shit

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