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Lance is home by himself. No one else is around so he is secretly listening to black metal. Tommy secretrly comes into the house! SHIT LANCE WHAT ARE YOU SLISTENGING TO!!!!!!!!!!" lance quickly changes cds " SHIT BRO I WAS LISTENING TO HARDCORE GANSTRA RAP" oh what is this IMMORTAL CD DOING HERE" SAYS TOMMY. "Shit tommy don't tell anyone " says lance. Tommy and lance get drunk and start driving around town. Lets go to a bar! Say lance. Tommy say "FUCK OFF LANCE YOU FUCKING FAGGOT" Tommy and lance start having sex in the car while driving. This is a dangerous practice so do not try it at home. After running out of petrol on a deserted highway tommy and lance keep having sex for 52 hours. Then they say "SHIT WHERE ARE WE????" they see a hearse go by silently. SHIT TOMMY DID YOU SEE THAT SAY S TOMMY. Yeah says lance. They keep driving and driving and they never seem to leave the road that is closly lined by trees. WHERE ARE WE says lance. I DON'T KNOW SAY S TOMMY. they keep driving and driving for what seems like hours. ARE WE STILL ON THE SAME ROAD?????? I DON' TKNOW WHER ETHE FUCK ATRE WE?????? tommy and lance run out of petrol and park the car on the side of the road. WHERE IS CJ? I don't know he disappeared! Then they saw the same hearse go by again! TOM YAND CJ  I MEAN LANCE LOOK AT THE HEARSE AND SEE CJ IN THE BACK. HE IS TRAPPED! " SHIT TOMMY WE HAVE TO HELP CJ." SAID LANCE. " YES I A GREE " SAYS TOMMY.

BUT THE HEARSE IS GONE AND THEY DRIVE AND DRIVE " SHIT LANCE WHERE DID THAT HEARSE GO MATYBE OFF A SIDE ROAD????": LANCE SAYS "DID YOU SEE ONE?. NO KEEP DRIVING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they drive and drive and see a sign that says "MARCOTT"

OH FUCK LANCE WE ARE STUCK IN THAT SHITTY MOVIE "tommy and lance die on the road

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